Tiny men trotting around with planks, and three hours gone before you notice.

On gut feeling, The Settlers III gets ahead of 27% of games. Nothing dazzling, but the breakdown hides a nice surprise: on the wish to rediscover it for the first time, it beats 59% of the catalogue, by far its best line. The desert island question follows, around the middle of the pack. The rest drops off: attachment, fun and controller feel stay low, and the art style in particular falls to the very bottom, with the soundtrack barely above. Few votes so far, so treat it as a first signal, but the gap says something. A 1998 game judged on aesthetic questions shaped for today starts with a handicap that has nothing to do with its quality. What it does best, that hypnotic production chain, is measured by none of these questions.

Against modern strategy, it defends a slower, more contemplative school, where you watch an economy settle in rather than spam orders.

So, who is it for? For you if you love to build, observe, let a civilisation breathe. Much less so if you want spectacle or a visual punch.